Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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