have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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