what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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