dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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