gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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