discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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