Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i wish my penis had a tongue
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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