You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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