East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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