Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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