Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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