is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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