I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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