i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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