is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
