Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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