My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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