a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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