That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
