If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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