she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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