i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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