Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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