We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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