fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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