absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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