he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
My balls are so social today.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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