So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
birth control should be required to get into college
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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