Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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