did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
