she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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