i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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