what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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