I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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