I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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