Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
And then the night went full on bisexual.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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