she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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