i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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