i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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