so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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