He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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