it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
How does one acquire holy water?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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