he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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