Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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