im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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