whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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