why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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