At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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