I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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