Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
