I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Can Purell be used as lube?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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