No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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