I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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