I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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