just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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