so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think i have herpe
just one?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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