I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
