Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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