Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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